See Your Future T-Shirt

Life on the streets incoming! This exclusive design features a child-like book cover taking a glimpse into your future... hope you like open fires and begging for cash! A hilarious and must-have design!

Respect Your Elders (Mummy) T-Shirt

They know best, even if they've been buried for thousands of years! This exclusive design features a child-like book cover reminding children of one of the key lessons in life - even if those elders are zombified and mummified! A hilarious and must-have design!

Psychedelic Research Volunteer T-Shirt

It's far out, man! This exclusive design features a logo... or badge of honour, possibly, for those who wanna take it back to the 60s and relive the nightmare fuel brought on by substances they probably shouldn't have tried! A hilarious and must-have design!

My First Zombie Apocalypse T-Shirt

To the Winchester! This exclusive design features a child-like book cover, perfect for your little one's first time achievements like taking on a horde of zombies! A hilarious and must-have design!

My First Flamethrower T-Shirt

Ho Ho Ho, Melty Christmas! This exclusive design features a child-like book cover, detailing the best way to approach a snowman that somehow comes to life... simply melt it away with a flamethrower! A hilarious and must-have design!

My First Alien Autopsy T-Shirt

How the tables have turned! This exclusive design features a child-like book cover, perfect for when you play doctors and nurses and go to dissect an abnormal life form! A hilarious and must-have design!

My Family Portrait T-Shirt

Whoever said I was a crazy cat person? This exclusive design features a child-like book cover of a wholesome family photo... never mind the fact there's just one human there! A hilarious and must-have design!

Mommy! Can We Keep Him? T-Shirt

What better first family pet could you get than a deranged three-headed evil dog from the pits of hell? This exclusive design features a child-like book cover for what we could only assume is a story about the offspring of Hagrid's Fluffy... A hilarious and must-have design!

Let's Sacrifice Toby T-Shirt

He'll be rewarded in the next life, I'm sure! This exclusive design features a child-like book cover for fun activities to do like... well... maybe not this one... A hilarious and must-have design!

Let's Go Fishing T-Shirt

A fun day's activity! This exclusive design features a child-like book cover, where you can discover all the great things you can catch while fishing - like fish, a discarded shopping trolley or even a sea monster! A hilarious and must-have design!

Let's Call The Exorcist T-Shirt

I'm not sure floating above a bed is usual, after all... This exclusive design features a child-like book cover for what to do if your best friend once again just happens to turn green and has a fully-rotating head... A hilarious and must-have design!

Learn About Gravity T-Shirt

Coming down to Earth with a thud! This exclusive designs features a child-like book cover, teaching that there was nothing ever wrong with catapulting people in the first place... we think. A hilarious and must-have design!

Learn About Evolution T-Shirt

Education is important, after all! This exclusive design features a child-like book cover for the world of evolution - how cats turned into demons around the house before evolving into tigers! A hilarious and must-have design!

Jenny's New Friends T-Shirt

Jenny's making friends! We won't probe into how she met them though... This exclusive design features a child-like book cover for something fun to do in meeting new people... maybe just not these guys, hey Jenny? A hilarious and must-have design!

High Five T-Shirt

Just maybe not with this guy... This exclusive design features a retro-style logo which probably shows off a fun time, just with the wrong person. Social distancing works with him instead... A hilarious and must-have design!

Here Comes The Apocalypse T-Shirt

Well, it was probably inevitable... This exclusive design features a child-like book cover... if there was ever going to be a child's book about War of the Worlds, that is... A hilarious and must-have design!

Fun At The Farm T-Shirt

Old MacDonald had... some different animals than I was expecting... This exclusive design features a child-like book cover, although this farm seems rather more chaotic than those you'd expect to read about! A hilarious and must-have design!

Expand Your Mind T-Shirt

Open up your third eye, man... This exclusive design features a child-like book cover, which - if real - would probably make Alice In Wonderland look normal... A hilarious and must-have design!

E Is For Existential Dread T-Shirt

Learning the alphabet is fun! This exclusive design features a child-like book cover teaching them what the future will hold... from Monday morning wake ups to... well, adult life in a nutshell! A hilarious and must-have design!

Don't Talk To Strangers T-Shirt

Sound advice... and don't probe us about why, either! This exclusive design features a child-like book cover on why you shouldn't talk to strangers, be it humans or alien life forms! A must-have design!

Devil's Music Sing-Along T-Shirt

Remember when your grandparents told you your teste in music was that of the devil? Well now it truly is! This exclusive design features a retro-style design not out of place for an album cover from decades ago... teaching kids to sing along to the stuff that'll get them excluded from school! A hilarious and must-have design!

Death Metal Sing-Along T-Shirt

Now in stereo! This exclusive design features a retro-style graphic that wouldn't be out of place for an album cover decades ago... in fact, so retro, the performers are just skeletons now! A hilarious and must-have design!

Dark Roast T-Shirt

How do you take your coffee? Brewed while burning a witch? This exclusive design features some thirsty druids (for coffee, that is) - along with a witch that's heating everything up! A hilarious and must-have design!

Clowns Are Funny T-Shirt

Look, they even come to cheer you up when you're visiting a cemetery! This exclusive design features a child-like book cover for something you probably really wouldn't read to a child... even if the clown was supposed to be funny! A hilarious and must-have design!

Catch Of The Day T-Shirt

Thou shalt have a fishy on a little dishy... This exclusive design features a child-like book cover exploring fishing... but with a twist. Life might've been better under the sea, after all... A hilarious design and must-have!

Archery For Beginners T-Shirt

It's even more fun if the target spins! This exclusive design features a child-like book cover for... something definitely not an activity they should take part in, despite the design's suggestion! Leave the blindfold and flaming arrows alone and just get this instead!

Alien Abduction Club T-Shirt

Because why probe alone? This exclusive design features a child-like book cover for an adventure... quite frankly none of us would actually like to take! A hilarious design and must-have!

Advanced Pyrokinesis T-Shirt

2nd Edition! This exclusive design features a child-like book cover for... something not child friendly at all! Especially useful however if you've learned how to control fire using simply your mind... A hilarious design and a must-have!